The spell they cast

Ah shit.
I made a bet with myself to see how
fast this guy goes back to Yosemite,
and I lost! I thought like Labour Day,
but no, June, I lost 50 “self ” dollars
I guess, can you send me 50 Canadian
dollars?

Yes they lie, but don’t upset yourself
so much all the time. It’s like some
AWOL Marine Corp vet run amok
planting the Star Spangled Banner
of truth in obscure cornets of
US National Parks where no
one can see it, just enjoy the park!

Theodore Roosevelt should have
pushed John Muir off a cliff in Yosemite while he had the chance
and justified it under the Antiquities
Act as a sitting President.
Yosemite Sentinel October 1952:
“Scout Troup Finds Scraggly Beard,
But No Skelton on Valley Floor:
Is it John Muir?

If you want to be evil just go down
to the local Motor Vehicle Licence
Office or whatever you Americans
call it and make one of the big black
chicks behind the counter cry. I know you can do it.
You are scary guy.

Mr. Tough guy buddy, are you rich
or something? Then move to
Santa Fe New Mexico and buy large
pillows to cushion the shock of
whatever the local Toyota Dealer
can’t sell you, and where coffee cups
or so large no one knows what
a political party is anymore unless
they accidentally named a coffee
bean after one. Don’t let all this
stuff get to you. If I had played
college football I would just sit
around and wallow in the glory days
about how great I am.

Yes America is very evil deceiving
the whole world with their
phonograph inventions and
harnessing of the electrical current.

Yes it’s wrong but defend yourself
properly but not just with anger.
Relax. 50 dollars please.

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